Val Teixeira

From the deep, dark south... no, not that South, the southern hemisphere. Now, where was I? Oh, yes. From the deep, dark south there came a man born out of the shadows, because, you know, there isn't much sunlight in a womb and that's exactly where he came from and definitely not a test tube like his siblings claim. Erhm. This man of, well, to be quite frank, mild talent, undertook an epic journey to write "The Biography." After a life-time of training through the wise tutelage of the Dungeon Master and Game Master, and years role-playing and board-game simulations, he felt prepared to face the challenges ahead. He was wrong, but, well, here we are, talking in the third person.