I live in Washington and enjoy reading, writing (obviously), hiking, cooking, bullshitting and good scotch.
I am the author of the book Pop Culture Sucks, Manifesto of a Vampire. I was so fed up with the glut of Vampire related fiction gobbling up the book market, I wrote a book . . . about Vampires. I know what you're thinking: "this is a crazy person who does not think with logic-shaped logic," but I promise it makes sense if you read the book.
My protagonist, tired of Living People running amok with Vampire clichés, uses his life story as a platform to educate and enlighten. Think of it as an intervention.