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Spent 2002-2008 donating human brains on Wall Street. Developed several new methods for researching yard waste in Jacksonville, FL. Have some experience lecturing about toy elephants in Ohio. Spent a weekend exporting deodorant in Mexico. Earned praised for my work promoting basketballs for no pay. Spent several months importing human growth hormone in Prescott, AZ.

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