Is 'Author' equivalent to 'Writer'? Or are we defined separately for what we are now and what we have done? I'm currently a writer, and I have published works, so I suppose I'm also an 'author'.

What is the difference between a 'writer' and a 'blogger'? If I have a blog that I add to daily, and in which I include events of my day, do I have a 'blog' or is it an 'auto biography' published to the web in daily chapters? An autoblogography?

Is a person who writes rants a ranter? What if they publish them to the web? Are they thereafter a rantoger or are they a bloganter? And, is there such a thing as an intelligent rant?

How can I possibly define myself or write a 'bio' when I have these burning questions? Should I just make something up to fill the space and make it look like I am a person of interest? Or should I just leave it blank and pretend everyone knows who and what I am without my personal definition of myself.

I think I'll just let you be the judge.