Vic Wintergreen

Freelance live and recorded sound engineer in North Kent (which is in England....some 3000 miles off the American East Coast. Also trade as Cantware Technical Maintenance, specialising in CCTV, intruder and fire alarms, and sympathetic redecoration and restoration. Have previously been involved in the development of automated pubic topiary devices and have been credited with inventing the word queef. Currently working on a side project to create another word for euphemism.