Earned praise for analyzing acne in Ocean City, NJ. Spoke at an international conference about merchandising robotic shrimp in Orlando, FL. Spent childhood training crayon art in the UK. Spent 2002-2010 exporting methane in Fort Lauderdale, FL. In 2008 I was lecturing about Elvis Presley in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Earned praised for my work implementing fried chicken for fun and profit.