On a plane to somewhere
Biography? Really? Oh man. I suck at writing bios. I do. It's one of the things I'm really terrible at. Among other stuff, like sewing, or driving a submarine.
I never understood how underwater driving works. They don't have traffic lights. That's crazy! But then again, there are no traffic lights in the sky either, and planes are doing just fine without them. Though it would be kinda cool to have the captain going on PA: "Sorry folks, I ran a red light and now Air Police hiding in a cloud pulled us over, so I guess we're gonna be here for a while. Enjoy your peanuts."
I love when I get peanuts on the airplane. I travel a lot. I don't get as many peanuts as I'd like, though. Airlines are trying to save money by not giving people free peanuts anymore, which kinda sucks. But then again, a lot of people are allergic to nuts, and some of them don't even know it, so i guess not giving away free peanuts makes sense from both an economical and a let's-make-things-less-awkward point of view.
I enjoy awkwardness. Wanna chat? I don't always like talking on the phone, but I'm becoming better at dealing with emails, so if there's something interesting you have to say and nobody's around to listen, shoot me an email. I love getting random emails from strangers.
PS: I'd really like to be on a submarine one day. Can you help? Please.