Jeff Siegel

I’m practical, rational, and I hate bullshit. I’m realistic, which some people misconstrue as pessimistic. I think religion, like every other decision people make, is a personal choice and should be kept that way. I strongly dislike people telling me how to live my life – you do things your way, and I’ll do things mine. I don’t like zealots, fanatics or anyone else who gets too excited about any one thing whether it’s Jesus or Taco Bell – moderation is key. I think most people are morons and I understand that they probably think the same way about me. I think the majority of people will do almost anything to distract themselves from their mundane lives or their inevitable death – maybe that’s why Facebook is so popular. I like being alive, I intend to stay that way as long as possible, and I try to make the most of it, but I understand that like everything else on Earth, life is finite. My goal is to make money by having fun which will probably ultimately come down to somehow exploiting the weaknesses of the masses (not very original, I know, but quite effective). I loathe egocentric, self-righteous human assumptions like we’re the only planet in the entire universe where life exists. I don’t think life has a purpose and, unfortunately, things don’t happen for a reason. So ultimately there is no justice in the world and things are just kind of a big chaotic mess. I wish things weren’t like that, but I just can’t bring myself to believe otherwise in a world filled with alcoholics, cancer and suicide bombers. Don’t get me wrong, I’m actually a pretty positive person and I enjoy life. I’m also a staunch proponent of the secular movement. But hey, I could be wrong.