Jonathan Lawton

"In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole and that meant comfort." -J.R.R. Tolkien Includes, but not limited to: Husband - Version 1.0 (still in beta). 24/7. Exclusive features: love, honor and cherish. Lifetime warranty, batteries not included. Analyzer - Anything and everything. Always on the search for fun facts, history, knowledge, and wisdom. Salesman - Come in for your favorite candy bar as advertised, and I'll make sure you don't leave without buying the car of your dreams! Contrarian - I counterbalance and disrupt nature at the same time. That takes talent. Comedian - Great at wet humor, just add water. Musician - Stay up-to-date with your favorite pop music sub-genre: harmonica polka. At the end of the day, I thank God where he's placed me, what he's given me (most of all my wife!), and what he's done to save me from eternal fire 'n brimstone (seriously though, let your heart be saved if you aren't...this free gift is even easier to get than sending in a rebate check and it's worth an eternity, not just a lousy $5; just admit that you've broken his commandments and unlock your heart so that your record will be wiped clean forever). I only pray that I can continue to strive in Him and let loose these worldly things that yet so tempts me as it does all of us every day of our lives.