i like all time low and caffiene and music and panic! at the disco and talking about jack barakat as if we were in a stable long-term relationship and CAAAAAAAAAAAASUAL JAAAAAAAAAACKEEEEEEEEETS and smoothies and my dog and explaining to my friends in great detail precisely how much cooler my mom is than them and the religious intake of scrubs and looking at pictures of jack barakat and anteaters and baby seals and long walks on the FACES OF PEOPLE I DISLIKE and pretty much do not care for anything other than the aforementioned especially paramore and nutella to name a few when it comes to unoriginal teens (don't get me wrong i am still very much an unoriginal teen but hey everybody else is doing it so that must make it ok!) and if you're sitting there yelling "oh my god she doesn't like paramore/nutella????!" at your computer screen i advise you take a deep breath and simmer down because i will put you in the oven without a lick of regret

i'm not sure if i sound like a bitch but if i do it's all a lie and if you're nice i'm nice and if you suck i set you on fire so there you have it i don't know i've been told i was a major bitch and i've been told i was really great so i guess it just depends how sensitive/jealous of my sparkling personality you are and i like making people laugh or at least amusing them as much as i can so if you think i'm trying too hard to be funny just remember it's all for you baby so stop being an unappreciative cunt and smile like you just got free backstage passes to a wiggles hometown show and not with that new yellow wiggle either i'm talking straight up original wiggles line-up

even if you don't find me humorous you can't deny the thought of that made you smile, don't you try to tell me 'cause i know

people you will often see me requesting that they touch me innapropriately are jack barakat, alex gaskarth, bradley cooper, jake gyllenhaal, paul rudd, dallon weekes, zooey deschanel, drew barrymore, holly madison, sofia vergara, did i mention jack barakat,

and uncle panini

uh congratulations for sticking around to read this ridiculous bio for this long here is your award:

.

THE FIRST PERIOD USED IN THIS WHOLE DAMN THING GOOD JOB YOU EARNED IT

you know what you're a good kid so here have another

.

:-)

anyway any time i compliment myself i'm kidding in fact any time i say anything i'm probably kidding and i guess that's it

bye