George Washington

Good day. It is I, Sir George Washington. I'm not sure where I am, or how I am righting this seeing I died on the 14th day of December in 1799. But I don't like to dwell. I was brought into the world the 22nd day of February, 1737. I married my beautiful wife, Marsha. or was it Martha?.... hm.. I think she died... huh.. Well, nevertheless, I was married. I was born in the Westmoreland, VA and then I was laid to rest in Mount Vernon, VA. I was 6'2'' and apparently everyone thinks that I have wooden teeth... I did'nt know I had teeth. Oh, and I am the first President of the United Skates...or States... um... well, whatever. I make this contraption dohicky to remind not only myself who I am.. but so that you do. I was in office for 8 years. During that time I had to deal with the Rebel of the Farmers because of the excise tax that was put on the Whiskey, we also made the first federal laws against citizens.