We have to prepare you for what is about to happen here. Over the course of this blog, you will be experiencing the following...

Dramatic Events
Epiphanies
some Foul Language
Questionable choices
Hygiene Deficiencies

and much, much more.

They say life's about the journey, which sounds a lot like treking for miles on end to me... However, that's not possible...because an unnamed 3 year old has taken the laces out of the tenny's and we ain't wearin' flip flops for a long distance! This is the True story about "Ya, our kids are cute", but not all of the time...Sometimes the unicorn has 2 horns, making it some sort of Hybrid of Lucifer himself! With your 15 year old son riding that hybrid like it's a bull and he's going for the full 8 seconds! We are just 2 regular stay at home moms...regular, eh' that's probably giving us to much credit. So we are 2 women with 4 kids between us ranging in ages 3-17. Our flasks are filled with Diet Soda, suburban thug life Yo and we wear sweatpants (aka, we have given up on life pants). We crack ourselves up on a daily basis, so we thought we were doing the world a disservice by not sharing our dis functionality :) Please enjoy the ride of life with us and no judgements allowed.

Love Much xo

Jen & Sheri