Wester Bunny

I am a cute, fluffy white bunny who lives with 2 human friends (HF#1 and HF#2). Although they ‘bought’ me at an after-easter sale, I live with them willingly because they helped me remove a multicoloured, egg-shaped tumour from my arm.

I am currently engaged to Tomato MacCarrot (yes, he is a carrot). It’s a better love story than Twilight. Also, carrots are friends, not food.

In recent years, I have been working with Cow on a theory of everything. Cow has an IQ of 300 and only communicates telepathically. He can also transform into a pillow, and for this I highly respect him.

In my spare time, I review things that HF#1 buys that are new additions to our household. It’s important to keep track of our population increase. In my opinion, she online shops a bit too often.