My resume says I speak five languages, but that's not just a cutesy way of saying I code in C, C++, Objective-C, Java, and Python (although those languages are all on my palate). I also speak and/or read Latin, Ancient Greek, Italian, Spanish and Chinese (Mandarin). Right now I work in a lab at NC State as a Python programmer, and I also study Computer Science there.

My answer: One horse-sized duck.