Will Carlson

Will once likened himself to superman. The comparison was deemed faulty from every angle by all those who were within earshot. People were quick to chime in with "a taller version of Herve Villechaize" or "That guy from the 3rd act in The Princess Bride that ran away in scene 2" until it was pointed out that the guy from act 3 scene two was obviously of better character. One person even offered "No, no, that one guy who shows up at your house and fixes things for that show on that cable channel no one watches".

Clearly they had no idea. I've never pointed out a plane to anyone, or ran away (in Act 3 Scene 2 that is), and I never, ever, go anywhere to fix things.

I do it remotely. That's right, I'm tech support, with a lower case "t" and lower case "s". We aint in it for fame. Let those glory-hounds in field engineering bask in the warm glowy-glow of accolades.

I specialize in simplifying the complex, bypassing the impossible, and otherwise finding ways around that thing no one can get past. I really, really like it, and I'll keep on doing it, with or without your help.