Witty Fool

I trust you have not heard of me, I am an immortal vagabond and adventurous gentleman, searching for a likeminded soul for some nice merriment and mayhaps more . I shall not bore you with prose; instead, feast your eyes upon a fleeting taste of my abilities...

I am a shallow self-centred social retard, with the intelligence, personality, charm and aspirations of a brainless Botswanan baboon. I currently have no friends, no life or fixed abode and I am at present living outside a mall in a recycling dustbin. My hobbies include: shoplifting, swearing at random members of the public, mugging old ladies and of course getting drunk and arrested for violent and disorderly behaviour.

If you're brave enough to read on and if I haven't scared you off yet then I hope at least that I have got your complete and undivided attention! Firstly my sincere apologies for this rather disturbing, crude and sardonic introduction - there is method in the madness:

I do not want to bore or patronise you by displaying an endless list which vaunts my wonderful personal virtues and amazing social attributes, which is traditionally followed by talk of my dynamic unique personality, great educational background and wonderful job. You are far too intelligent for that, and besides you may have seen it a thousand times before.

I believe in the law of attraction, weird random events that Seem to unlikely to be merely coincidence happen more frequently then they should. I spent a number of years in my early 20's road Tripping and meditating. I think that thought has an energy which impacts manifest reality and shapes it in very specific ways.

If you’d like to know more Say “hi”. I didn’t reveal a lot about my Self for you To read on Purpose. Rather we chat, talk, engage in conversation to get to know each other instead of us reading through a long page in this section about Each other. Also, just because someone looks like a good match “On paper”, doesn’t necessarilY translate in reality.

In-short, I am crazy, stupid, and charming. And if You are beautiful, kind, comPassionate, intelligent, witty, wonderful, giving, generous, self-assured, modest, humble, outgoing, shy, etc.
Or if you just want to give me something valuable, like eternal wisdom, a free ticket to Paris, or a house. So why wait? Send me a message. With this I conclude and While doing that "I welcome you to my world".