Seven men, Seven characters, Seven friends...One group, Alan's Wolf Pack.

Each member of the pack, known for his uniqueness and personality. Let's meet them...

"Alan" (group founder and guru), known for his Largeness in many ways, physique being the main one.

"Lips" Here we have, everyones favourite, office hunk, A name that would be out of place for many, but not "Lips" one look of his cherry red lips will tell you a lot about his personality and what’s going on in his mind. Many women have been reported to have said that they notice his lips way before any other part of him.

Spends most of his daily existance practicing the perfect pout, highlighting his lips with lip balm and gloss to give them an effect of fuller lips.

Chow: Only Knee-high, sweet, everyone's friend and everyone's favourite Oompa Loompa. Mischievous with child like mentality. Supporter of teams that lack ambition and enjoys failure rather than success.

Borat: Unlike his namesake immigrant from Kazakhstan Our Borat is far from a rude or crude individual. His backwards behavior generates strong reactions around him, exposing prejudices and hypocrisies..Wa-wa-wee-wa!

Fritz: Charming, popular, knower of all and everything. Descendant of the Oompa Loompa race. Tough and not to be messed with. Warning!! Loopy when made angry, with a tendancy to use his cellar as a dungeon...

Sloth: With great similarities to everyones favourite deformed giant from the movie "Goonies" who was locked up in a restaurant basement. Our Sloth is allowed to roam the world freely and without any fear and discrimination.

Daffyd: Unfairly named, as he bears no likeness to the Little Britain character, who is the only gay in the village. But has excepted the name to his followers and lovers delight..