Patrick Austin
Patrick's life is pretty much awesome. He lives in NYC, has worked as a beta tester, marketing assistant, and copywriter under John Ferber (CEO of Advertising.com), was IT manager of a suite of medical buildings in Florida (he does stuff with computers), and has owned a bunny rabbit. Her name was Mrs. Snuggles.
His passion for tech and writing extends into every aspect of his life. He's constantly soldering new capacitors to fried Time Capsules, writing copy for lazy friends, promoting musicians, and beta testing sites for the hell of it.