Chantz

MOTHERFUCKING SHIT. I WAS JUST MASTURBATING AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON, I WAS TOTALLY NAKED SITTING AT MY COMPUTER FAPPING AWAY TO A VIDEO ON REDTUBE. ALL OF A SUDDEN I FELT A REALLY SHARP PAIN IN MY DICK, LIKE IT JUST GOT STABBED BY A SEWING NEEDLE. I JERKED MY HAND BACK AND BUMPED INTO MY COMPUTER TOWER, WICH SITS ON THE DESK. WELL, A STICK OF DEODORANT THAT I OWN ALWAYS SITS ON TOP OF THAT TOWER, AND THAT BITCH FELL OFF AND LANDED DEODORANT-END-DOWN RIGHT ON THE HEAD OF MY COCK. HOLY FUCKING SHIT DID THAT HURT AND ON TOP OF THAT IT ACTUALLY FORCED SOME DEODORANT DOWN MY URETHRA. I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING BURN THAT BAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, I JUMPED OUT OF MY FUCKING CHAIR BECAUSE IT HURT SO BAD; THIS CAUSED MY HEADPHONE CABLE TO GET YANKED OUT OF MY LAPTOP WICH CAUSED "OH YEAH BABY COME DEEP IN MY TIGHT TEEN ASS HOLE, UH UH UH" TO GET BLARED THROUGH MY FUCKING HOUSE AT ALMOST MAXIMUM VOLUME. NOW MY EYES ARE WATERING FROM THE PAIN OF DEODORANT LODGED UP MY COCK BUT I MANAGE TO POUND ON MY LAPTOP HARD ENOUGH SO THE SOUND GOES OFF. I LOOK DOWN AND NOTICE BLOOD DRIPPING FROM MY COCK SO MY FIRST THOUGHT WAS NOT A PLEASANT ONE. I TRIED TO DIG INTO MY URETHRA TO GET THE DEODORANT OUT TO ONLY FIND MYSELF ON THE FLOOR TO ALMOST PASS OUT DUE TO THE EXCRUSIATING PAIN. BUT A FEW SECONDS LATER I DISCOVERED THAT IT WASNT THE DEODORANT THAT CAUSED THE BLOOD TO DRIP FROM MY HEAD, IT WAS THE PLASTIC THAT DUG INTO MY SKIN ONCE THE WHOLE STICK FELL ONTO MY COCK THAT CAUSED IT.

THIS ALL PROBOBLY HAPPENED IN THE TIME SPACE OF AROUND 14 SECONDS. IT MAY SEEM BAD BUT IT GOT WORSE. SO IM STANDING THERE AFTER I GET UP TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, MY BEDROOM DOOR FUCKING OPENS AND MY DAD STANDS THERE STARING AT ME WHILE I HAVE A BLOODY ERECTION. HE CLOSES THE DOOR LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED AND I THOUGHT AT THAT MOMENT. "I Must Kill Myself. It's The Only Way."