Xamirus Mannix

One day, not so long ago while rolling naked in the vaults of Ar. Xamirus saw a beautiful bird out the barred bank windows, singing the sweetest song he thought he'd every heard. He stood and held the bars tightly, staring at the little creature. Smiling in a moment of peace. When the bird flew off he turned and contemplated what he'd seen and heard and this is what he said: "Little evil creature. Showing off with your fancy flight and festive little tunes. Anything you can do, I can do better"