Space Yeezus
Virginia
Once upon a non-time, before anything existed, there was an astronaut horse and an intergalactic rapper. Being the only two beings in the middle of a vast ocean of empty nothingness, they fell in love and had a baby. The baby was a space horse that was so awesome that the Big Bang was triggered.
The space horse existed simultaneously in every time and place that would ever come to be. It had the ability to shape shift willingly, and to travel faster than the speed of light. It would never age, would never die, and would outlast the heat death of the universe. It had the best rap skills anyone would ever know, better than Kanye West (the [second] greatest rapper who would ever exist), but it pretended to be bad at rapping so nobody would get suspicious of how someone could make up such dope beats on the fly.
That space horse's name? Space Yeezus. (That's me.)