YOR Legacy

Be prepared YOR Health...

Boss:

Joe Pham

Associates:

Thien Tran, Danny Tsai, Adam Cai, Ben Lau, Kelly Chau

Bio:

Joe "Ren" Pham: Stylish man with the ability to control people with his words of lust and passion... Rides lions' to McDonalds to get "chiiiicken". Enjoys long walks on the beach, boasting about himself, and throwing frisbees into crowds of kindergarteners

Thien "DK" Tran: Mystery man. Viagra was created for use by all other men as a means to level the playing field. Enjoys watching you as you sleep. His sweat is what they put in cologne.

Danny "Tzo" Tsai: The Dalai Lama of the team. Meditates 25 hours everyday, then sleeps to reenergize his eyes. Enjoys doing taichi with his shirt off in your backyard. Has been known to perform hadoken.

Adam "Acai" Cai: Very manic and extremely hawt. Likes walking up to strangers and asking for their address. Does parkour everywhere he goes... everywhere. If he isn't, its an imposter for sure.

Ben "ATM" Lau: Banker of the team and owns a sexy chick magnet car. Always has crack in backpack and distributes them to pedophiles in low income communities. Enjoys helping others and driving like a BOSS.

Kelly "Boss" Chau: Attached a real leopard's tail to hair and will smack the **** out of you when turning head. Enjoys shopping at city dump with non-shouldered shirts and has beaten her reflection in staring contest.