Darth Vader

Yes, finally! I've waited nearly four decades for a website like this! I fear the Star Wars films portayed me in a negative light, as since, I've yet to receive another audition. Not to mention the drastic decline in phone numbers received from the female race.

Despite my reputation, I'm actually quite the gentleman. If given the opportunity, I'd show you a wonderful night out on the town. Recently, I relocated to Venice, as the valley was too hot for me (starting to wonder why I chose black). So if you live in my area and feel like going for a bite to eat at the pier, send me an email message.

(Please keep messages brief -- as you can see in the picture, my phone has a very small screen and only six buttons.)