yunus özden

Spent childhood promoting plush toys in Washington, DC. Spent 2001-2005 writing about wieners in Phoenix, AZ. Spent childhood investing in tinker toys in Tampa, FL. Spent the better part of the 90's promoting hobos in Ohio. Spent childhood testing the market for ice cream in Mexico. Spent 2001-2005 investing in pubic lice on the black market. ...Just Kidding, you know who I am.