I'm a writer and a New York stand-up comedian with an uncanny love for hidden Paris: the sidestreets, the markets, the funky stores. Before your trip, I'll help you plan your time in Paris. Then, after your arrival, I'll take you on a three-hour tour of the city, customized to your passions, be that architecture, shopping, sewing, World War II, Dalì or diamonds.

$175 for three hours, up to 4 people.