Zain Ahmed

Not really employed at McDonald's; however, my future in my home country seems equally bleak (no offence to anyone who's actually proud of working at McDonald's).

//Mild mannered agnostic, living in a country full of short-tempered, narrow-minded bigots and fanatics//

Hi, person *waves frantically*.

I'm a mathematics and economics graduate from Lafayette College, USA. I don't really know math OR economics, but people assume that I do and that I'm smart. I'm not.

I've some (terrible) work experience working as a Foreign Trade Officer at - boring. Also, Pakistan Petrole - boring.

I recently discovered that dogs are adorable. And more loyal than most people I've met.

I'd very much like to break away from a "normal person routine" and just go work at a wildlife refuge or volunteer as a teacher of philosophy and forward-thinking to young, impressionable minds or just engage in meaningful humanitarian work of any sort. Anything to make a difference. Realistically, however, my aim is to become a data analyst/scientist.

- Currently in the process of learning programming - starting with Python and C#!