zelda nordin

Starstrucked on quotable drunkards who can save someone just with a touching poem or a holy hallefuuuk!nglujah kind of religious Stand Up-And Live-At-The-Beacon-Theater-experience, when yeah, you are in complete ecstasy and just know that you have found a new God.

Quotegeekar " Take away the bottle, take away the genius" and my mind goes to my heroes Bukowski, Edie Sedqwick who one´s went to a palm-reader

- and she just froze. I said, I Know.

My lifeline is__ broken. I know i won´t

live past 30.

And the speedballsparkling,beguilingly and intriguing it-girl on fire who could light up a whole room with a pureby looking and ever after her overdose

Doug Stanhope - the Real// stand~up~and~speak~up~for~fuuks~sajke- Thing. The gorgeous, pissed off drunkardgenius and a wordy cure against the truckloads of bullshit in life.

(And now, just a totally fitting ABOUT.ME-wisdom from another truthtellin´ salvation from jumping off a bridge we know and lööve as Louie C.K who say´d " i love the romantic idea of being really drunk. Everybody who loves me is always crying - he is destroying himself, i can´t watch iiit anymore. Showing up at my kids schoolplay halfway in and just - YOU SHOW EM´ WHO YOU ARE BABY!. But i can´t drink. I just get tired, and go to sleep.")

And so the stanhopeguide to whom_ shall_ live life_ to_ the_ fucked_ up_ but_ fullest with a cigarette in one hand and a beer in the other " I´m funnier when i´m drunk. I really am. 17 years. Ironically i´m drinkin´ to be more professional. I have AA-friends that eventually had to cave in and admit that i´m funnier drunk, it fuckin´ kills them, like they have to deny their own religion. " Allright, you have a serious problem and you make jokes about it, that´s how you deal with it. But if you ever want someone to talk to...(Don´t quit tonight d0h, we have tickets to the Late Show! We have seen you sober, it´s a stubbing, awkward wreck with no self-confidence. But tomorrow, i´m up at 6 a.m...

oh fuck you. It´s kind of horrifying, having the AA-guy, he who is suppose to be the mr_know_it_all telling you to your face that you carrier is depending on your disease. Kind of having your psychiatrist telling you that

Not only are the voices in your real, but THEY ARE ACCURATE AS WELL."