Zhiusk Lagoon

To oppose the social conformities that we are moulded into, I will begin with my less favorable qualities just to spice things up and so that I get to be a hipster ('cause that's the cool thing to be right now, right?). I'm not very good with socializing in person (but am very cocky when it is simply written words, as you can see), slightly awkward at times, I am a massive procrastinator (but then again, who isn't?), I am a slob, my singing is like angel's pubic hair, and I am extremely internet-addicted.

I've given six less-than-appealing qualities, now I will be the arrogant person I really am and give you four of my appealing qualities. I am hard-working (but I'm sure you hear that from everyone), decent Photoshop skills, I have an eye for design, decently good with social media (Facebook, Twitter, Google Plus, Pinterest, etc), I know how to use a computer, and I have very good grammar.

I don't see how I'm not the most wonderful person in the entire universe (exluding Barney Stinson, naturally. That suit gives me the shivers!).