Jeff Burkholder: Who is he? Mysterious man relocated from Shippensburg to Lititz, Pennsylvania? Morning radio DJ on WVMM in the mid-90's? Writer, editor, and/or cartoonist for Zoidland, The Ouro Bros., The Social Life of Frank and Linh, and Gloaming Gap? Computer instructor and Trivia Nut at Consolidated School of Business? Voicemail guru and "Numbers Guy" for the late, lamented D&E Communications? The Man Behind the Soundboard at Hosanna! A Fellowship of Christians? Father of two, husband of one, and chum to many?

Yes. Yes, he is all these things. And so much more.