According to Mr. Jeff Winger: "I'm just a simple guy who thinks that beer should be cold and boots should be dusty. I think that 9/11 was bad, and freedom, well, I think that's just a little bit better..."
According to Dr. Sheldon Cooper, PhD: "I'm a guy who don't wanna participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun's apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of my birth somehow affects my personality..."
According to Mr. Tyler Durden: "I'm the same decaying organic matter as everything else..."
According to Mr. John Ondrasik: "I'm only a man in a funny red sheet..."
According to Mr. Jay Kay: "Maybe I'm still a love fool..."
According to ME: <still under construction>